American doctor vs chinese doctor

December 29, 2008 at 10:40 am (Uncategorized)

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.

Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having see anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: “I’ve got bad news for you.

You’ve contracted Mongolian VD.
It’s very rare and almost unheard of here.
We know very little about it.” The man looks a little perplexed and says:
“Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc”. The doctor answers: “I’m sorry, there’s no known cure. We’re going to have to amputate your penis”.

The man screams in horror, “Absolutely not! I want a second opinion”. The
doctor replies: “Well, it’s your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice”.

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he’ll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: “Ah, yes, Mongolian VD.

Vely lare diease”. The guy says to the doctor: “Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what we can do?

My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?” The Chinesedoctor shakes his head and laughs: “Stupid Amelican doctor, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way. No need to opelate!”

“Oh, Thank God!”, the man replies. “Yes”, says the Chinese doctor, “You no
worry!

Wait two weeks. Dick fall off by itself! You save money

” Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two”