Everybody be like this

January 27, 2009 at 6:54 am (Uncategorized)

y cant you?

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a chenky new year to you

January 22, 2009 at 11:06 am (Uncategorized)

the sad circumstances of denial in the true nature in reference to a number of people which i have decided not to point out due to my social responsibility which i have yet made any solid decisions as of now however certain plans is already in order subject to my so called ‘red new year revenge’..to whom it may concern,i assure you it will be bloodier than any of your fat ang pows youre gonna get this year,oh yes you will..

“69 is a number that you want to associated with but not 669”

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vengeance genre..

January 11, 2009 at 11:01 am (Uncategorized)

ever wanted to torture that someone who wronged you?  do check out this latest flick which is a fuckin remake of that awesome movie by wes craven.. The Last House on the Left.. yo!!

p/s ever wondered what a microwave can do to a human head?

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American doctor vs chinese doctor

December 29, 2008 at 10:40 am (Uncategorized)

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.

Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having see anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: “I’ve got bad news for you.

You’ve contracted Mongolian VD.
It’s very rare and almost unheard of here.
We know very little about it.” The man looks a little perplexed and says:
“Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc”. The doctor answers: “I’m sorry, there’s no known cure. We’re going to have to amputate your penis”.

The man screams in horror, “Absolutely not! I want a second opinion”. The
doctor replies: “Well, it’s your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice”.

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he’ll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: “Ah, yes, Mongolian VD.

Vely lare diease”. The guy says to the doctor: “Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what we can do?

My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?” The Chinesedoctor shakes his head and laughs: “Stupid Amelican doctor, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way. No need to opelate!”

“Oh, Thank God!”, the man replies. “Yes”, says the Chinese doctor, “You no
worry!

Wait two weeks. Dick fall off by itself! You save money

” Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two”

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Plushies

December 29, 2008 at 2:08 am (Uncategorized)

You wanna love em cute plushies..

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Thundercats 4 u

December 27, 2008 at 2:51 am (Uncategorized)

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Merry xmas..

December 23, 2008 at 3:03 pm (Uncategorized)

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must watch

December 15, 2008 at 5:14 am (movies, Uncategorized)

this xmas..how bout a chillin coming-of-age love story to warm things up. Highly Recommended by me.. LET THE RIGHT ONE IN

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To all..

December 11, 2008 at 1:17 pm (Uncategorized)

To all,

lets count time.. wat u had for yur acid tonite, r u dissappearing into midnite like u did last week? come lets hang on to these promises from loved ones whom we loved before.. shall there be forgiveness? are we God to forgive gentiles?

i lost it again, help me find it will you?

“for i will fuck every pink pussies i see !!”

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